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"Go Touch Grass" Retro - Unisex t-shirt

Tan / XS
$23.50
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"Go Touch Grass" Retro - Unisex t-shirt

$23.50
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Step away from the screen and touch some vintage-inspired turf with the "Go Touch Grass" Retro T-Shirt. Featuring a cheerful, 1930s rubber-hose cartoon blade of grass complete with classic white gloves, boots, and a friendly wave, this shirt brings a heavy dose of nostalgia to a modern internet favorite.

Whether you're telling your chronically online friends to log off, heading outside for some fresh air, or just embracing a humorous lifestyle statement, this tee delivers style with a wink.

Features:
- Retro Rubber-Hose Design: A charming vintage cartoon blade of grass taking a stroll above classic block lettering that reads "GO TOUCH GRASS."
- All-Day Comfort: Made from soft, breathable fabric that feels great whether you're gaming indoors or actually venturing into the great outdoors.
- Durable Print: High-quality graphics built to resist fading and keep your favorite sarcastic look sharp wash after wash.
- The Ultimate Gift: A hilarious present for gamers, developers, internet-dwellers, and anyone who appreciates a good reality check.

Log off, look sharp, and go touch some grass!

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57

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